question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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