He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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