that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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