I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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