Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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