i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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