a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
sex on a bike is impossible
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