Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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