using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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