i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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