dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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