all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
