it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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