your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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