i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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