batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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