How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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