That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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