Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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