I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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