so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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