He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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