Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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