yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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