did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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