Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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