it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
