I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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