He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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