Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you win again, gameday.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
God, I missed his penis.
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