he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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