You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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