RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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