East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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