I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Plan B is the new Plan A
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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