Just mADE A PArabola og urine
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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