We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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