**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
what if I'm pregnant?
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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