they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I deserve this hangover.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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