i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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