I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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