please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i would punch a child for taco bell
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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