All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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