There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
