is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
cat food counts as protein by the way
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The feeling are messing with the penis
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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