Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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