Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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