Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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