I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He better not be in your backpack
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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