i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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