he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
