Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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