You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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