i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
