i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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