so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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